Ducks Aren’t Nice

Most people think ducks are quasi comical animals that are quite cute. This perception comes from being taken to feed the ducks at a local pond when we were small children and watching cartoons such as Donald Duck or Daffy Duck. Psychologist Richard Wiseman and colleagues at the University of Hertfordshire, UK, finished a year-long LaughLab experiment, concluding that of all animals, ducks attract the most humour and silliness; he said, “If you’re going to tell a joke involving an animal, make it a duck.” The word “duck” may have become an inherently funny word in many languages, possibly because ducks are seen as silly in their looks or behaviour. But ducks, particularly the males aka drakes have a very, very dark side.

In the duck world males, or drakes, outnumber females, or hens, by a considerable margin. This means that females can afford to be very choosey. Indeed, according to Yale ornithology Professor Richard O. Prum  “For a male duck to land a female, he must boast colourful plumage plus have an elaborate dance mating ritual and beautiful mating calls. In other words, he needs to be a beauty, plus a great singer and dancer.” Unfortunately most drakes don’t make the grade. So what’s a terminally frustrated young drake going to do? Well they hang out with a bunch of other drakes and wait for a hen to get within range and then they gang rape her. According to Professor Prum “These are socially organised ‘gang rapes’ that are ‘violent, ugly, dangerous and even deadly’ and even sometimes end in the death of the female.”.

 

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Eroodoo or Hardhead Duck aka White-eyed Duck (Aythya australis). Northam, Western Australia.

 

This was precisely the scenario that played out on my visit to Bernard Park the other day to photograph Australian Reed Warblers. In the swan enclosure at the eastern end of the park, there were a number of ducks. The first I saw was a Hardhead hen and her brood of ducklings calmly cruising and looking for food. There were also four Pacific Black Duck drakes milling around on the water. I didn’t pay much attention because they are ubiquitous on Australian waterways and I was there photographing Reed Warblers.  Suddenly a huge commotion erupts when a hen Pacific Black Duck lands on the water. The drakes suddenly spring into action and give chase. All four proceed to rape her. It was incredibly violent and the poor hen was left barely able to drag herself to shore and hide under some bushes.

 

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“Help! Help!” A female Ngowonan or Pacific Black Ducks (Anas superciliosa) being chased by a drake. Northam, Western australia.

 

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She’s quickly pounced on by three sexually frustrated drakes.

 

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It gets really rough at this point as the males will try and hold her underwater to subdue her while they rape her.

 

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All four force themselves on her.

 

 

 

What The Duck?

I was at Tomato Lake the other day watching the ducks while the Beloved Significant Other was working at attaining croquet excellence. After a while I came to the conclusion that in many ways people and ducks share similar behaviour. Like men the drake is up for rumpy pumpy at any time which can prove annoying for the females. When a drake gets in the mood for horizontal folk dancing he’ll start flirting. This basically involves getting the attention of a female. Drakes prefer to get amorous on the water and will shake their tail feather and bob their heads up and down. A bit like drunken males on the pull at the disco. If the hen doesn’t move in the general direction of away then the drake assumes that she is up for it and pulls out his really smooth moves. This starts with flicking water at the hen. My partner says adolescent boys do this to try and get attention from girls and it was really annoying. What happens next is a bit dependent on the species of duck, but the blue-billed ducks I was watching the other day have quite elaborate moves.

A male blue-billed duck on the cop. Stage one consists of pressing his head into the water and blowing bubbles.

The blue-billed duck has spectacular mating display. He’ll swim up to a hen and then he presses his head into the water and blows bubbles. Having done that the next stage is to flick his head backward throwing water about with his bill.  Then he’ll rise up out of the water with his back arched as if in spasm, with possibly his legs kicking water spray above his body. He’ll then have a bit of a shake check to see if his victim is still watching and then repeat the whole thing again. The human equivalent is when the bloke goes full on Travolta – you know he’s seen Saturday Night Fever, Grease, and Pulp Fiction and thinks he’s dead good at dancing. Now if the drake has been successful he’ll chase the hen and then jump her – she often gets completely submerged in the process. It’s a bit like some men think a nudge in the ribs is foreplay. Once over they straighten their feathers  the hen heads off to the reeds to  build a nest, lay her eggs and raise the young. The drake does a runner and chooses to hang out with his mates until another hen takes his fancy. There’s no child support payments for ducks. 

 

Then he’ll rise up out of the water…

 

… and arch his back as if in spasm…

 

… he then starts chucking water all over place.

Was the drake I was watching on a promise? No the hen swam off very quickly. She was obviously out of his league.

 

Unfortunately the object of his affections wasn’t impressed and legged it.