Australian Nativity

There is a jolly good reason why Jesus wasn’t born in Australia. Some say it is because God couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. The real story is depicted in the photo below.

 

The Australian Nativity

 

Merry Christmas everyone and have a happy prosperous and above all safe new year.

COVID 19 Easter Chick

 

COVID 19 Easter chick.

 

Sorry for the absence of blog posts. On 30th March Optus cut off our phone and internet connection and we have been without ever since. We have been unable to contact them, they don’t answer emails, texts or anything. So over the next few weeks I’ll try and post but at the moment I can’t promise anything.

Arboreal Brassieres

It’s always a voyage of discovery walking along the River Avon.

 

Trees with bras besides the Avon Walk Trail in York.

 

Trees with bras besides the Avon Walk Trail in York.

 

Over the next few weeks posts will be a little sporadic as I am having much needed surgery on my back. Please bear with me and I’ll try and post new content as and when I can.

Christmas Tentacles of Doom

The Murray Street Christmas Tree. Perth, Western Australia.

I find it hard to do the Christmas thing – firstly because now the decorations and the food appears so early (our local supermarket started at the end of September), and secondly because it is generally so hot here. Lately its been unseasonably hot here for the last ten days or so with temperatures hitting 40º C. Santa and his reindeer would just melt  into a large red and white puddle. So when I went to get the car serviced the other day I went for a wander around Perth CBD and noticed that the City of Perth Council had been going around putting up the Chrimbo decorations. It seems that they’ve chosen a gold theme this year, not surprising really given that Western Australia produces  6% of the worlds production with 195 tonnes per annum, or 6.27 million troy ounces, or roughly $10 Billion AUD.There were some of the old favourites such as the Murray Street Mall Christmas Tree and the Santa’s Grotto but I wasn’t sure what was going on at the Perth Cultural Centre with the Christmas Tentacles of Doom, but hey it was colourful.

 

Santa’s grotto in the Perth Cultural Precinct, Northbridge.

 

The City of Perth Council decided to reference the Kangaroo Sculptures on St George’s Terrace side of Stirling Gardens by Joan Walsh-Smith and Charles Smith with their Christmas decorations on the lawn in front of their building.

 

Myers in Forest Place went for an enormous golden rocking horse as part of their Christmas decorations.

 

The ENEX arcade went with large golden reindeer with pyramidal Christmas Trees as their Christmas decorations.

 

Golden reindeer gate wishing people the seasons greetings as they walk between Perth Station and the Perth Cultural Precinct.

 

A golden Christmas fox in Murray Street Mall, Perth, Western Australia.

 

Not sure if these giant green and yellow tentacles were part of the Perth Christmas decorations but they were being put up with the decorations in Perth Cultural Centre.

Curry Night

Been left on my own for the weekend means it’s time for a curry extravaganza. Here we have Murgh musallam (baked chicken), Saag aloo (spinach with potatoes), Khili hui khichri (rice with yellow split peas) , popadoms and some ginger and mango chutney on the side. All this washed down by Ashai Dry.

 

Beloved Significant Other (BSO) has taken her sainted self off for the weekend to play croquet leaving yours truly and the dog at home. This can only mean one thing …CURRY NIGHT!!!!! And what’s more it’s not your usual blokey vindaloo. No here we have the height of Moghul culinary sophistication. There was Murgh musallam, Saag aloo, Khili hui khichri, accompanied by papadums, and ginger and mango chutney. It is next to impossible to get Kingfisher beer here so it was washed down with Asahai Dry. Three plus hours of cooking for a meal to be had on my own might seem a tad extravagant but I really enjoy cooking and I like to crank up the sound system and get stuck in. The recipes are not my own but were from Madhur Jaffrey’s eponymous book “Madhur Jaffrey’s Indian Cookery”. She is my cooking guru.

The photography was old school. I dug out the Canon EOS 5d – the original version – and the Canon EF 50mm f1.8 mike aka the nifty fifty and the plastic fantastic. Sure there is better on the market now but the Canon 5d was very special and had great colour science and beautiful tonality.

 

Ned’s Place

Ned's Place by Paul Amyes on 500px.com
Ned Kelly’s mail box. York, Western Australia. Sony A7r with Sony FE 50mm f1.8 lens. Exposure: 1/6400s, ƒ/2, at ISO 200.

The mail box at Ned Kelly‘s House.

Teflon Nation

A lost Australia thong hangs from a fence post on Stirling Terrace in Toodyay, Western Australia.

Australian supermodel Elle Macpherson once said:

“I come from a country where you don’t wear clothes most of the year.”

 

Abandoned shoes on the Avon Walk Trail in York, Western Australia.

 

It is true Australians don’t like to wear many clothes. If the temperature dips to 20℃ then they’d rather light a wood fire than put something warmer on. We used to live opposite this couple and he would wander around the front garden in his reg grundies and nothing else. It got to the stage where we could tell his mood from the colour – yellow was happy and dark blue was grumpy and down. As you walk around (rural or urban) it is not uncommon to find discarded items of clothing, it’s almost as if Australians repel clothes and they spontaneously drop off. The most common items found are usually footwear, then comes shirts, trousers and underwear. It is quite hard to fathom how someone can go out fully dressed and come home minus say their trousers. Anyway the photos below are a selection of items I have photographed over the years.

 

Sock, Bunbury, Western Australia.

 

Lost cap at Pelican Point.

 

Old work boots abandoned beneath a street bench. Perth, Western Australia.

 

Cardigan, Northam, Western Australia.

 

Socks, York, Western Australia.

 

Wellies, York, Western Australia.

 

Knickers, York, Western Australia.