A New Virus

The carowner virus has made its way around the world to York in Western Australia.


This new virus doesn’t originate in Wuhan but comes from Russia. The symptoms are feeling pain radiate down into your pockets, a feeling of tightness in the wallet, feelings of anxiety and rage every time you pass a petrol station and ultimately leads to the demise of your car. It is a disease that could cause the end of civilisation as we know it.

Maybe it’s time to buy shares in bicycle factories.